I love how you can use the environment in baldur’s gate.

for instance, I got my ass completely handed to me in a battle, so on my second attempt I piled barrels of gunpowder & wine near where the enemies would run out, and had one of my guys posed with a fire spell to ignite them. and THIS TIME, I triggered a massive explosion on my first turn of combat, instantly killing my entire party.

"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey. I repeat."

"Mike, Echo, Oscar, Whiskey."

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Mutuals we are doing this

jumping past elon's guards into his limo with him and saying "they call me the tesla model 3 the way I explode without warning" before pulling on the cord coming out of my jacket

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this is yuri

“polyamory isn’t the solution to a love triangle when two of the people hate each other”

I mean yeah not if you don’t understand QUADRANT VACILLATION

"Listen up, 621... You can't get a trans girl pregnant. Now focus on the objective. We have a job to do."

"Raven. There's something you have to know. You CAN get trans girls pregnant. Just keep cumming in her gay ass"

It’s hard for us bitches with auditory processing issues out here :/

🌸🌺 going out with a cute girl todaaaay!! 🌺🌸

Everything is just better in the fall, the long walks, the coffee, camping, the drive….everything 🍂😌

the landlord said it's ok if i pay it next week but i do still need to pay it